A chat conversation this morning that got out of hand...
Me: And I just miss bacon
Jo: Aww
Me: I <3 Bacon
Jo: Me tooooo
Me: Bacon doesn't return my phone calls
Jo: Heh bacon doesn't send you flowers
Me: I text bacon and bacon doesn't text me back til like the next day
Me: And even then it's like a 1 word answer
Jo: Bacon doesn't take you out to dinner
Me: Bacon flirts with my friends but doesn't talk to me
Jo: Bacon doesn't even tell bacon's friends that bacon knows you
Me: Bacon kisses me with its eyes open
Jo: Ouchhhh
Me: And once screamed "eggs" instead of my own name
Jo: Bacon sleeps around
Jo: hahaha
Me: Bacon is a whore
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